Please Excuse Harriet For Missing School Yesterday.
Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to
get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.
Well, here it is Sunday evening again and you've probably all read, reread, and pretty well exhausted the info in your Church bulletin by now .
.. Real exciting stuff, eh? Yeah, ours generally is too....
CHURCH NOTICES This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church.
The children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday, at 7...
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
Car Dealer's Advertisement in The Sunday Star Ledger: Bilingual - we speak many languages.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
In view of the large number of recent postings of college practical jokes, I'll 'fess up that some friends and I were the instigators of many a prank while undergraduates in college.
The following are some of the better pranks: 1....
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
The New Priest A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done....