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• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your john deere hat fell off.
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... Hitchhikers won't get in the car with you....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... There are enough empty beer cans in your truck that if you turned them all in, you could buy another six-pack....
• You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
• You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
  You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card....
• You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your wife's head.
  You know you're a redneck if directions to your house include...
• What is Redneck foreplay? (Nudge) Are you awake?
• You know you're a redneck if: Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
  Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs....