A Newfoundlander went to the doctor's office to get his annual checkup.
Half way through the examination, the doctor handed him three containers
and asked him for samples to get his annual checkup.
Half way through the examination, the doctor handed him three containers
and asked him for samples of his urine, stool, and semen. A bit
bewildered, but nonetheless congenial, the Newfie got up off the table,
removed his briefs, and handed them to the doctor.
Half way through the examination, the doctor handed him three containers
and asked him for samples to get his annual checkup.
Half way through the examination, the doctor handed him three containers
and asked him for samples of his urine, stool, and semen. A bit
bewildered, but nonetheless congenial, the Newfie got up off the table,
removed his briefs, and handed them to the doctor.
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