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His pal McGinty saw him and called, "Sean, me boy,... - The Irish water polo team drowned four horses during
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Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry... - The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned
Not one horse could get a descent footing on the cathedral... - Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a
joke
and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet... - Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that... - Paddy and Mick were approaching a pub which had been destroyed by an IRA bomb
only minutes before
As they passed, a head rolled out of the smoldering... - Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink... - How can you identify an Irish pirate
He's the one with patches over both eyes...
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