- Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge for
shelter.
His pal McGinty saw him and called, "Sean, me boy,... - The Irish water polo team drowned four horses during
the first chukka... - Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered
by.
"Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry... - The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned.
Not one horse could get a descent footing on the cathedral... - Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a
joke,
and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet... - Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that... - Paddy and Mick were approaching a pub which had been destroyed by an IRA bomb
only minutes before.
As they passed, a head rolled out of the smoldering... - Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink... - How can you identify an Irish pirate?
He's the one with patches over both eyes... - Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten
other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room.
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's...
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