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• The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned.
  Not one horse could get a descent footing on the cathedral roof....
• Q: If there were three Santa's on a roof, how could you tell which one was an Aggie?
  A: The one with the Easter basket!...
• You Know You're A Horse Person When... - You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food.
  .. - You know you're a horse AND dog person when you don't mind throwing frozen manure balls for the barn's goldie to fetch!...
• Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the road.
• Boycott EXXON... get a horse!
• A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.
  The chief says to Clint, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days....
• Jesus Saves --at First National Bank
• Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.