- Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten
other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room.
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's he... - Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his
client.
Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?"
"Oh, no," replied Mrs.... - Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someone spoke to him.
"Good evenin', Kelly," said the muffled figure. "Don't ye be knowin' your old
friend Grogan any more?... - Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.
To Mike
Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin' three whiskeys.... - Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
- When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who _saw_ any
snakes!
...and that's the batch. Happy Nude Year to all,
... - AN IRISH BULL
IS ALWAYS PREGNANT
It's time throw some bull -- not just any kind of bull, but an Irish bull.
And while we're at it, let's throw a whole herd of Iri...
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