Paddy and Mick were approaching a pub which had been destroyed by an IRA bomb
only minutes before. As they passed, a head rolled out of the smoldering ruins
and across the pavement before them. Paddy stooped, picked it up and held it
for Mick to see.
"Shure now Mick, isn't this Sean Murphy?"
"No, Paddy, no, it couldn't be. It's an amazin' resemblance, but Murphy was
shorter than that."
only minutes before. As they passed, a head rolled out of the smoldering ruins
and across the pavement before them. Paddy stooped, picked it up and held it
for Mick to see.
"Shure now Mick, isn't this Sean Murphy?"
"No, Paddy, no, it couldn't be. It's an amazin' resemblance, but Murphy was
shorter than that."
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