Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth?
A: Open the door.
A: Open the door.
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Blender... - Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't,
you get down from a duck... - How do you get an elephant to follow you?
Act like a nut... - How many Ethiopians can you get in a phone booth?
All of them.
........ - Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra.
A: Elephant zebra sin theta. Q: What do you get... - Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath... - Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling... - Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A:
Take away his credit card... - Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage?
A: Your Hefty bags are missing...
