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• Q: Why are fat girls like mopeds? A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you.
• Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A: They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
• Q: What do you call a fat Chinese girl? A: A chunk.
• Q: What do you call a fat Chinaman? A: A chunk.
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
  A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo!...
• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
  A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo...