Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate....
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people....
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys....
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster....
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully....
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute....
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color....
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.