After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding.
Related:
- After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left
the money.
I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to... - Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone
right now,
so after the tone, please leave your name and number... - My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name,
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number,
I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the
basement printing up a fresh new batch of 20 dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check...
From the same category:
- This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
(Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to... - Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon... - Classical music in background,
slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life... - This is 234-3249, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzaria.
It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named... - Thank you for calling 434-2322. If you wish to speak to Tim,
push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to...
