Sherwood Forest, Which Dear Do You Want?" "Lucifer Speaking, Who In The Hall Do You Want?

Sherwood Forest, Which Dear Do You Want?" "Lucifer Speaking, Who In The Hall Do You Want?

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"Sherwood forest, which dear do you want?"
"Lucifer speaking, who in the hall do you want?"
"Heaven, God speaking."
"Bridge, Kirk here."
"City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em; You stab 'em, we slab 'em!"

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City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Joe's Moturary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!
If you can't write 'em, steal 'em.
Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar and about 7,000,000 people singing.
.. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em (He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em You can bet as long as I'm around You'll never bury a virgin in the ground....
What does the neon sign say above Joe's 24-hour Abortion Clinic? YOU RAPE 'EM, WE SCRAPE 'EM