I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message,
name and number, I'll call you back when I am..... - Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me,
you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand,... - PAINT IT LIKE A COW
The Fair.
I hadn’t been to one of these:
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm... - Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's
not here right now,
but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession... - ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS
You’re in luck.
As my luck would have it,
I made my bones in a musical family. Grandpop slapped... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name,
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you... - Looking for a good time?
Call 1-900-555-1212, and speak to the most beautiful operators
West of the Atlantic!
Hear them say "What city please, big boy?" They'll...
From the same category:
- A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century.
Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future... - Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it!
Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll...don't even think... - This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device.
After the tone, think about your name, your reason... - Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape... - Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer...
