I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - My wife and I can't come to the phone right now
but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message
name and number, I'll call you back when I am..... - Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me
you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand,... - PAINT IT LIKE A COW
The Fair.
I hadn’t been to one of these
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm... - Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's
not here right now
but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession... - ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS
You’re in luck.
As my luck would have it
I made my bones in a musical family. Grandpop slapped... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you... - Looking for a good time?
Call 1-900-555-1212, and speak to the most beautiful operators
West of the Atlantic
Hear them say "What city please, big boy?" They'll...
