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like "Is that 's' as in 'suck', or 'f' as in 'feel', cutey pie?"
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They'll whisper sweet nothings, like "You're so cute when you tell me
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Oooohh."
Listen to them tease you with "I'm sorry, that's an unlisted number,
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So dial 1-900-555-1212 right now! Only $4.11 for the first minute,
and $9.11 for every minute there after! Kids, ask your parents before
you call!
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1988
REC. HUMOR.FUNNY
Computer Network Humour
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