Looking for a good time? Call 1-900-555-1212, and speak to the most beautiful operators West of the Atlantic!

Looking for a good time?

Call 1-900-555-1212, and speak to the most beautiful operators
West of the Atlantic!

Hear them say "What city please, big boy?"

They'll get you hot, asking you "What's the party's name, you luscious
piece of man-meat?"

When you say "John Smith, S-M-I-T-H." they'll ask questions
like "Is that 's' as in 'suck', or 'f' as in 'feel', cutey pie?"

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Oooohh."

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