Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back -- only that I won't.
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"Hi
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My wife and I can't come to the phone right now
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she was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
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