- How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.... - How many Reed students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--and she doesn't even need a ladder because she has platform Birkenstocks.... - How many Lafayette students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--one to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins.... - How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
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