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• How many Williams students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  The whole student body--when you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--she calls a Smithie to do it....
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....
• How many Duke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Tufts students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as an Ivy League student....