393 Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
A: She missed the Earth!
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A: She wasn't much to look at but she was great to... - Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change... - Did you hear about the polish lesbian?
She liked men .... - Q: Did you hear about the toy store in Harlem?
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It's called "Toys'B'Us... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute?
A:
It opens on impact... - Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman?
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He was gladiator... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool?
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They all meet at work... - Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Great food, no atmosphere... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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12/15/92 Q: How do blonde braincells die...
From the same category:
- 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q: What... - Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! ... - 340. Another blonde in the porno shop:
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers,
"$35." She: "How much for the black one?" ... - Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see
where the sun went ?
It finally dawned on here... - A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde...
