- A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly
Gates,
she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come... - Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out
a book called "How to Hug"?
Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume... - A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde... - A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun -
they just don't remember who with... - then there was the blonde who started the restaurant
with the slogan "Billions Served - just... - What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man... - A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room she said she would like a pale... - Did you hear about the blonde who:
had more on her body than on her mind?
was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient... - Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! ... - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the
bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What...
