- The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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12/15/92
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How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. Q: Ho... - A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly
Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into
Heaven, you have to pass a test.
"Oh, No!" she... - Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out
a book called "How to Hug"?
Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...... - A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!... - A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
- What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? Her husband is out looking for the other man.
- A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room she said she would like a pale blue.... - Did you hear about the blonde who:
had more on her body than on her mind?
was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?... - Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hange
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde#2: Well, y...
