Leeping --- I Can Remember The First Time I Had To Go To Sleep.

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--- sleeping ---

I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said,
"Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how."
She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and
hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out
of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said
"I thought I told you to go to sleep."

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that
means it's going to be up all night.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you
sleep good?" I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's
satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep,
I go over there and write misspelled words on them.