I Met This Girl Last Night, She Was Half French, And Half Chinese.
I met this girl last night, she was half French, and half
When I took her home, she ate my laundry!
Man, I had a girl friend and when I took her to the zoo and she saw what an elephant had, she would not go home with me.
One Sunday, a lady went to a priest to confess. She said, "Father, I went out with a boy last night - and he took off my blouse and my bra.
The priest took off her blouse and bra and said, "Like this?...
I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
A middle aged buisnessman goes to see his physician.
"Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....
From firstname.lastname@example.org Mon Dec 12 20:53:34 1988 Flag
000000000000 From: email@example.com (Phillip Herring) Subjec...
ed A "JEDR" (pronounced "Jedder") is a generic member of a lampooned identifiable group.
It stands for "Joke Ethnic/Denomination/Race" and can refer to members of any such group, and others....
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis....