My wife doesn't understand me.
Related:
- Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
- Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me.... - You Might be a redneck if you understand this
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red.... - Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to
be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name.... - What part of my brilliance don't you understand?
- Unknown
"Dennis, how come you're using two caddies today?
"My wife tells me that I don't spend enough time with my kids.... - My wife is just as nice as can be,
I hope she doesn't feel to nice toward me,
For an afternoon of joy
Is hell on the old boy.
I wonder what the wife will want tonight!... - MY DOG "Sex")
Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some-
thing.
I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name.... - Wife to amorous hubby: "Honey, could you take your ring off?
It's hurting me." Husband: "Ring, hell, that's my wrist watch....

