My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me....
You Might be a redneck if you understand this Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red....
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
What part of my brilliance don't you understand?
Unknown "Dennis, how come you're using two caddies today?
"My wife tells me that I don't spend enough time with my kids....
My wife is just as nice as can be, I hope she doesn't feel to nice toward me, For an afternoon of joy Is hell on the old boy.
I wonder what the wife will want tonight!...
MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....
Wife to amorous hubby: "Honey, could you take your ring off?
It's hurting me." Husband: "Ring, hell, that's my wrist watch....