My wife doesn't understand me.
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(my wife told me to use this..... - Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me... - You Might be a redneck if you understand this
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be... - Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to
be different,
so I called my dog "Sex." I found out that "Sex" ... - What part of my brilliance don't you
understand... - Unknown
"Dennis,
how come you're using two caddies today?" "My... - My wife is just as nice as can be,
I hope she doesn't feel to nice toward me,
For an afternoon of joy Is hell on the old... - MY DOG "Sex")
Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some-
thing. I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing... - Wife to amorous hubby: "Honey, could you take your ring off?
It's hurting me." Husband: "Ring, hell, that's my...
