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From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988
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From: keithe@tekgvs.GVS.TEK.COM (Keith Ericson at TekLabs (resident factious factotum))
Subject: Report cards
Keywords: true, smirk
Date: 30 Nov 88 03:30:04 GMT
Organization: Tektronix, Inc., Beaverton, OR.

(This actually happened the other night. I'll always remember it... keith)

It's report card time around here and my junior-high-school-aged
daughter was preparing me for her soon-to-be-delivered grade slip.
After telling me about her solid A in math, an almost-as-solid A in
both science and English, a hoped-for A in phys ed, and "pretty
certain" A in choir, she had to inform me that she would only be
getting a "low B" in history. I asked her "Why don't you do as well
in history as in your other subjects?" After a bit of a pause she
replied, "I don't remember."