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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: scott@ubvax.UUCP (Scott Scheiman)
Subject: Age Old Joke?
Keywords: funny
Date: 28 Sep 88 03:30:04 GMT

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas. She's
down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck!
What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next to her,
trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know... why don't you
play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great
commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back
to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying
limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29,
and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"

"Ribbit!" Scott Scheiman (408) 562-5572 Ungermann-Bass, Inc.