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From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988
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From: swordfis@pnet51.cts.com (Tim Mitchell)
Subject: A Modern Idea
Keywords: rec_humor_cull, smirk
Date: 25 Nov 88 03:30:05 GMT
Organization: People-Net [pnet51], Minneapolis, MN.

Guy walks into a restaurant. Orders eggs.

The waitress asks "How would you like those eggs cooked?"

The guy says "Hey, that would be great."