From The Dukakis Campaign--- Dukakis And His Wife, Kitty, Are Frequently Quite Affectionate In Public.
>From the Dukakis campaign---
Dukakis and his wife, Kitty, are frequently quite affectionate in public.
Reporters asked D. if he thought that Bush and his wife would have to
behave more affectionately in response.
Dukakis responded that to his knowledge most democrats preferred double
beds, while most republicans preferred two singles. After a pause he
said , ``Maybe that's why there are more democrats.''
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How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
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Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on thewrong finger?
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....
Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.
At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...
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