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• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• I like to sing to the songs on the radio in my car.
  When you go into a tunnel, it's hard to come out on the right note....
• I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
• Wet_Dream_ It was April the 41st. Being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
  My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating....
• A Redneck Valentine Hello Darling - Shucks Kudzu is green.
  My Dog's name is Blue. And I'm so danged lucky To have a sweet thang like you....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...