Three prison inmates were locked in the same cell; they soon bagan
talking.
"What are you here for?" asked one inmate of another.
"They put me in for beating up some old Jew named Khaimovich,"
snarled one man.
"And why are you here?" asked the second of the first.
"For having defended some old Jew named Khaimovich in a fight," he
replied.
"And what were you arrested for?" the third inmate was asked.
"For being Khaimovich," he sighed.
--
Scott C. Jensen
scj@mecc.MN.ORG
talking.
"What are you here for?" asked one inmate of another.
"They put me in for beating up some old Jew named Khaimovich,"
snarled one man.
"And why are you here?" asked the second of the first.
"For having defended some old Jew named Khaimovich in a fight," he
replied.
"And what were you arrested for?" the third inmate was asked.
"For being Khaimovich," he sighed.
--
Scott C. Jensen
scj@mecc.MN.ORG
Related:
- Taken from 'The Jokes of Oppression: The Humor of Soviet Jews'.
Question: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities... - RACIAL/ETHNIC
There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish. ... - There are two prisoners in the cell that have just been introduced to
each other.
1st inmate-- "So buddy, what are you in here for" ... - Kids Say the Darndest Things
(Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes)
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother... - Three guys, an Italian, a Jew and a Polack, just died and were being judged
as to their worthiness of entering the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said that they were all equally bad, so... - A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane... - Straight Out Of The Eighties...
This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of
being children of the eighties,
or listened to music on a regular basis. If you were... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that
is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
They begin by visiting some of the patients. The...
From the same category:
- The Odd Couple
"A penny for your thoughts?"
"A
dollar for your death... - From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
Flags: 000000000001
From:
proett@wilbur.nas.nasa.gov.UUCP (Tom Proett) Subject... - From: hack@bellboy.UUCP (Greg Hackney)
Subject: U2 the rocket dog
Date:
25 Jun 88 01:22:59 GMT A true story... There... - Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C.": "If man evolved from the
ape,
how come there are still apes around? Some of them... - The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe:
All my life I said I wanted to be someone...I can see...
