There are two prisoners in the cell that have just been introduced to
each other.
--1st inmate-- "So buddy, what are you in here for"
--2nd inmate-- "First degree murder!"
"So, what are you in here for?"
--1st inmate-- "Beastiality!"
--2nd inmate-- "Wow! How low can you go!"
--1st inmate-- "Hamsters!!!!!"
each other.
--1st inmate-- "So buddy, what are you in here for"
--2nd inmate-- "First degree murder!"
"So, what are you in here for?"
--1st inmate-- "Beastiality!"
--2nd inmate-- "Wow! How low can you go!"
--1st inmate-- "Hamsters!!!!!"
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