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• Why do scottish sheepherders wear kilts? Cause the zippers scare the sheep.
• IF 1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...
• The Shephard... A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
  The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd...
• Zippers can be very painful at times...!
• Up Up and Away! Ooops!!...... Damned plastic zippers!!!!
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• Why did God create women ? Because sheep can't type.
• What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
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