Two Aggies purchased a bird dog. They took the dog out to give it a
try. After a long while, one Aggie said to the other, "Well, we'll
throw him up in the air one more time. If he doesn't fly, we'll
shoot the son of a bitch!"
try. After a long while, one Aggie said to the other, "Well, we'll
throw him up in the air one more time. If he doesn't fly, we'll
shoot the son of a bitch!"
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