A Man In A Massage Parlor Asked, "How Much Does It Cost To Massage The Genitals?
A man in a massage parlor asked, "How much does it cost
to massage the genitals?
The madam replied, "Oh, the same as for the Jews."
How many massage parlor attendants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
Q:" How many massage parlor attendants does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
How much does it cost to ride an IO bus? 2 Bits.
MARRIAGE HUMOR MARRIAGE HUMOR by Jack Henshall -------------------------------------------- Some old.
..some new How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free....
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that....
Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....
The telephone company put out a tender for the installation of telephone poles.
Three groups applied. A group of newfies (canadian polacks), a group of jews, and a group of italians....
May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
A Blonde Finds Work... Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money.
She decide to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman....