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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! Fer sure....
• Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure....
• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there....
• Q:" How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me!...
• Q: How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me....
• Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• Q:" How many Brown University students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but he gets two credits....
• Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....