A Student Was Having Difficulty With His Landings. Seems Like He Would Bounce It In Every Time.
A student was having difficulty with his landings. Seems like he would
bounce it in every time. However, on the first night lesson, the student
greased in all of his landings.
Puzzled, the instructor asked, "How are you doing that? You have so
much trouble during the day?"
The student replied, "It's easy, I continue the approach until you
stiffen up, then I just pull back."
A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
Do you know who I am? It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university.
Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class!...
When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
.. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
So how's your boyfriend doing, the math student?" "Don't mention that crazy pervert to me anymore!
We broke up." "How can you say such a nasty thing about him?...
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....