Reasons Adam Was The Luckiest Man:
** He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have
** He had no in-laws to drop in.
** There were no Jones for him to keep up with.
** There were no credit cards OR shopping centers.
** He never had his dinner interrupted by window salesmen.
** He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe.
** He never had to shovel snow!
** If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn't normal.
** There was no "standard weight and height" tables -- and the word FAT