Student Naval Aviator (SNA) flying in back on an instrument hop, very lost,
very flustered, inadvertently keys XMIT instead of ICS to tell Instructor
Pilot (IP) he is less-than-optimally situationally aware:
SNA: (broadcasts to world) "Sir, I'm all fucked up."
Whiting TWR: "Aircraft using obscenity, identify yourself."
(short pause)
IP: "My student said he was fucked up; he didn't say he was stupid."
very flustered, inadvertently keys XMIT instead of ICS to tell Instructor
Pilot (IP) he is less-than-optimally situationally aware:
SNA: (broadcasts to world) "Sir, I'm all fucked up."
Whiting TWR: "Aircraft using obscenity, identify yourself."
(short pause)
IP: "My student said he was fucked up; he didn't say he was stupid."
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