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• You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
  You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card....
• You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
• You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you up for a date to go out with your Dad!
• YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
  Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
• You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
  You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• You Might Be A Redneck If... ** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  ** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your john deere hat fell off.
• You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your wife's head.
  You know you're a redneck if directions to your house include...