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• You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
• You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
  You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card....
• You Might Be A Redneck If... ** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  ** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....
• YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
  Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
• You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
  You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain....
• You know you're a redneck if your most successful pick-up line is, "Hey Baby, nice tooth!
  You know you're a redneck if your daughter gets married and all the wedding guests sit on the same side of the church....
• One day a boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Dad whats the difference between hypothetically and reality?
  His father said, "Well son I'll show you. Go over to your mother and ask her if she would screw the guy across the street for $...
• You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your wife's head.
  You know you're a redneck if directions to your house include...
• REDNECK ETIQUETTE - Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
  When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way....