You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent
you a Christmas card.
You know you're a redneck if your family tree does not fork.
You know you're a redneck if the primary color of your car
is 'bondo'.
You know you're a redneck if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
You know you're a redneck if in your wedding picture, you
had a toothpick in your mouth.
You know you're a redneck if you consider a six-pack and
a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
You know you're a redneck if your idea of literature is
the TV-Guide.
You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent
you a Christmas card.
You know you're a redneck if your family tree does not fork.
You know you're a redneck if the primary color of your car
is 'bondo'.
You know you're a redneck if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
You know you're a redneck if in your wedding picture, you
had a toothpick in your mouth.
You know you're a redneck if you consider a six-pack and
a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
You know you're a redneck if your idea of literature is
the TV-Guide.
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