Wide Mouthed Frog

(When you tell this, you have to do the frog's lines while stretching
your mouth wide.)
A wide-mouthed frog went to the zoo to see what the other animals feed their
offspring.
"Mrs. Elephant," said the wide-mouthed frog, "What do you feed
your babies?"
"I feed them elephant milk," said the elephant.
"Oh, that's nice." (
She walked on to the hippopotamus. Mrs.
Hippopotamus, what do you feed your babies?"
"I feed them hippopotamus milk."
"Oh, that's nice."
Next, she encountered the lion. "Mrs. Lion, what do you feed your
babies?"
"I feed them wide-mouthed frogs."
(Scrunching your mouth up as tight as
possible --->) "Oh, that's nice."