This ethnic fellow Vietnamese buys a convertible one day from a local car
dealer. Later the same night, the car dealer receives a phone call."Excuse me, but do you happen to have an extra set of keys for my new car?
I   seem to have locked mine in.""Yeah, sure. Where are you?""Corner of Main and King.""Okay. I'll be over in about half an hour.""No, no! You have to come over right now!""Why?""'Cause I left the roof down and it's starting to rain!!"