An American GI was fighting in Vietnam. One day he received 2 letters from
home, one letter comes from his mom asking for his picture, one letter comes
from his girl friend also asking for his picture. He had only 1 picture that he
took at a beach standing naked. He didn't know what to do so he decided to cut
the picture into two, the top half he sent to his girl friend.
The bottom half he sent to his mom because he knew his mom had a poor
eyesight, she wouldn't know. When his mom received the bottom half of his naked
picture, she sighed: "Poor my little boy! He has no time to shave his beard. He
looks like his father, always has a cigar on his mouth."