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Rubber Bands Have Snappy Endings!
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Rubber bands have snappy endings!
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Rubber bands have snappy endings!
Real love stories never have endings.
I'll have the Turtle Soup....and make it snappy!
A parade should have bands or horse, but not both. -- Nancy M. Well
Well...hey, do you have any RUBBER WALRUS PROTECTORS?!?
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away.
Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day....
I have invented rubber food for old people with time to kill. -- Pat McCormick
Hero for Hire - Snappy Comebacks upon Request.
