- After all is said and done,
usually more is said than done... - There are two kinds of people in this world:
Those that want to BE something,
and those that want to DO something. (There is less... - Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car
in it... - Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck
leaks... - Rubbing hair restorer into your scalp is a good way
to insure hairy fingers... - Preventing baldness is simple.
Just knot your hair from the inside... - Even though one keeps his nose to the grindstone,
it does not mean that he is good for anything besides... - Old bakers never die,
they just quit making dough... - Old doughnut makers never die,
they just get tired of the whole business... - Middle Age:
Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence...
