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• Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the inside.
• To prevent baldness, follow the few simple rules which are listed here
  1. Eat at least five ounces of parsnips each day, while standing on your head....
• Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
• One time I removed all the hair from a mouse with Nair hair remover, just to see what it looked like.
  And it looked beautiful. -- David Lynch...
• When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on, and swing!
• Square knot, not granny knot.
• There's something inside your head...
• Your hair's thinning - Who wants fat hair?
• Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
  Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart....