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• The Gorgons had long snakes in their hair. They looked like women only more horrible.
• Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
• This cowboy looked at me and said With a sort of a smile, A sorry hand is in the way all the time, A good one just once in awhile.
  -- Cowgirl poet Georgie Sicking...
• Remember when people who looked like they stuck their finger in a light socket often agreed with you when you commented that their barbar was not all that great.
  Today, the hair stylist makes you pay EXTRA for that very same look!...
• People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
  What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....
• Did you ever have one of those nights where you didn't want to go out .
  .. but your hair looked too good to stay home? -- Jack Simmo...
• WYSIWIG: What you see is fake hair.
• HAG, n. An elderly lady whom you do not happen to like
  ometimes called, also, a hen, or cat. Old witches, sorceresses, etc....
• cree: sound made by a mo when its hair is being removed.
  ee mohair. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...