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• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.
• It always makes you feel a little uneasy when people start treating you with consideration and respect, because then you've got to wonder if they know something you don't know about your health.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your friends who aren't hackers wonder what happened to you.
• It makes you wonder, doesn't it? Just how normal are we?
  Just who are the people we nod our hellos to as we pass on the street?...
• Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
• If you tell the truth, you must smile. Otherwise, people will kill you.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...the funniest joke you came up with over dinner has the punch line
  "But what if it was in hex?" ...and the people you were with also thought it was funny....