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  Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?...
• Nobody is one block of harmony. We are all afraid of something, or feel limited in something.
  We all need somebody to talk to. It would be good if we talked to each other--not just pitter-patter, but real talk....
• Moe: Freddy Quimby was with me the entire...night in question.
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• Maude: What brings you to Springfield? Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about politics.
  So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America....
• George Washington, father of our country. George Washington, when he was just a child, just a boy, honesty was his trademark.
  The classic story we all remember was when George Washington's father came up to George and said, "George Washington--father of our country--my son--I want to ask you a question....
• film at 11: [MIT: in parody of TV newscasters] 1. Used in conversation to announce ordinary events, with a sarcastic implication that these events are earth-shattering.
  {{ITS}} crashes; film at 11." "Bug found in schedule...
• Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
  Marge: You just answered your own question with that commode mouth....