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• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• What is it like to feel pain? It is like ... when you see that people have no hope of happiness .
  .. you feel great despair ... your heart is heavy because you know you can do nothing ....
• A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
  Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after days with YACC, you start to parse your conversations.
• May your SO always know when you need a hug.
• May your spouse always know when you need a hug.
• Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines.
  We are all of us looking for the key. And I wonder, how many of you here tonight have wasted years of your lives looking behind the kitchen dressers of this life for that key?...